SECRET LIFE OF AN ARTIST'S ASSISTANT

I REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF THE NEW SHOW TITLED "OFF THE CLOCK" CURATED BY LIKE THE SPICE GALLERY IN WILLIAMSBURG FOCUSING ON THE PERSONAL WORK OF ASSISTANTS TO WELL KNOWN ARTISTS SUCH AS MARILYN MINTER, JEFF KOONS, KEHINDE WILEY, ETC, ETC. MORE INTERESTING TO ME ARE THE FUCKED UP FUNNY STORIES ABOUT WHAT REALLY GOES ON IN THOSE STUDIOS. HAVING WORKED IN ONE IN THE PAST I HAVE A CRAP LOAD OF THEM THAT LUCKILY I CAN LAUGH ABOUT NOW, LIKE HAVING TO PAINT WITH FULL ON GEAR, DOUBLE LAYERED GLOVES, IN THE DEAD OF WINTER INSIDE A FREEZING STUDIO WITH SMALL MINI HEATERS. FELT LIKEHOMELESS BUMS HAVING TO TAKE TURNS WARMING OUR HANDS AGAINST THEM. *SIGH, GOOD TIMES.
LIKE THE SPICE