SEX OFFENDER SOLD ME A BIKE.

IN COLLEGE I LIVED AROUND THE CORNER FROM THIS HOUSE THAT ALWAYS HAD A PILE OF OLD BIKES FOR SALE. INSIDE LIVED THREE OLD MEN AND I WOULD SEE ONE BIKING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD A BUNCH. AFTER CLASS I DECIDED TO BUY A BIKE ALONG WITH MY FRIEND MELISSA BECAUSE RICHMOND WITHOUT A BIKE IS KINDA LAME. I CHOSE A SIMPLE BROWN FRAMED BIKE WITH A NICE KICKBACK BRAKE THAT I CALLED PATRICK SWAYZE. I LATER FOUND OUT THROUGH MY ROOMATE AT THE TIME THAT THEY WERE ALL SEX OFFENDERS AFTER FINDING THEM ON A SEX OFFENDERS WEBSITE. THAT WAS REALLY FUN NEWS. I SHOULD SAY THOUGH THAT THEY WERE HARMLESS AT THE TIME I PURCHASED THEM CONSIDERING THEIR WRINKLED FLOPPINESS. I'M GUESSING THE BIKES THEY HAD WERE EITHER PICKED UP OFF THE STREET OR STOLEN. EITHER WAY I LOVED THAT BIKE, IT WAS THE BEST $15 I'VE EVER SPENT.