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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

CHATROULETTE: SWIMMING IN A SEA OF DICKS.

Where the idea of seeing a dude masturbate into green salad is no longer shocking, it's boring. Kinda like how you become desensitized to the site of boobs after watching girls gone wild. (Don't take it from me.)

Chatroulette is old news, there's even a "best of" already, but by the start of this week I was surprised to find many friends who still had no clue what Chatroulette is. (In their defense, they're either too cool for the internet or so old school they still had yahoo accounts.) So for those few who don't, it's like aim with a webcam with random people face to face and worth the experience if only for the weird shit you see people do and socially convenient with a new random person a click away. TRY IT.

There's two sides to this fence, you're either ape shit giddy excited about it (at least for the first fifteen minutes, then like a bad relationship you're over it but just can't seem to get rid of it) or you're one of those who think it's satan gone viral. Yes, I'm looking at you Tim Walker! You really think we need to lock up our kids over this? Did you manage to stick your foot in your mouth after realizing that in fact a kid created it? Kids are smart and not as vulnerable when it comes to the internet as you suggest in your article. Anyways, another time this is an art blog for god-sake.

Whatever side you're on, the time you spend on Chatroulette will most definitely involve masturbating men, people with masks, the Jonas Brothers, ravers, and young people acting out there exhibitionist side similar to performance art, see? this really is an art blog.

Microcosm much? One dudes take via: Festival of Awkward Thanks Finchy.

In Chatroulette:

People judge you based on your looks, they call you faggot or make fun of your appearance even though they don’t know you, because it’s easy to be mean guilt-free if you never have to talk to the person again.

People who actually want to have a conversation with you are rare; it’s much more common for somebody to show you their dick or ask to see your tits.

If you don’t have tits, most men won’t talk to you, and most women won’t talk to you if you’re not up to their standard.

It seems like 4 out of 5 people you meet don’t speak your language, but when you do finally meet somebody friendly, you know it’s only a matter of time before they’ll disappear probably never to be heard from again.

In Life:

People judge you based on your looks, they call you faggot or make fun of your appearance even though they don’t know you, because it’s easy to be mean guilt-free if you never have to talk to the person again.

People who actually want to have a conversation with you are rare; it’s much more common for somebody to show you their dick or ask to see your tits.

If you don’t have tits, most men won’t talk to you, and most women won’t talk to you if you’re not up to their standard.

It seems like 4 out of 5 people you meet don’t speak your language, but when you do finally meet somebody friendly, you know it’s only a matter of time before they’ll disappear probably never to be heard from again.

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