WOW THAT WAS FAST.

HAPPY TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY. HOLY CRAP.

BLOOD OF THE YOUNG

IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF AT HOME STARING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN DEBATING WHAT TO SEARCH FOR AS YOU BATTLE EXISTENTIAL ENNUI VISIT THIS SITE. IT MAY OR MAY NOT INSPIRE YOU TO DO SOMETHING COOL, OR JUST LEAD YOU TO YOUR FAVORITE PORN SITE.

BEST OF 2010

ALREADY LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE....
IMPOSE'S BEST OF 2010

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE...

DEMI FUCKING MOORE'S VAGINA CIRCA 1981?

BEST NEW MUSIC OF 2009

JESUS CHRIST IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER.

HERE IS IMPOSE MAGAZINES TOP 50 FOR 2009.!

JAMES FERRARO! HATE

JAMES FERRARO RULES WITH HIS HAWAIIAN SHIRTS DARK GLASSES AND LONE BANANA. HERE'S A COMIC STRIP ABOUT HIS PERFORMANCE AT DEATH BY AUDIO WITH ERIC COPELAND, INFINITY WINDOW, LUKE PERRY IN WHICH A DRUNK EURO DOUCHEWHORE GIVES EVIL DEATH STARES TO THE AUDIENCE THEN BANGS ON FERRARO'S EQUIPMENT SHOUTING AT HIM TO STOP... GREAT TIMES.

! check it out on Impose Magazine too!

HOMETOWN.

I USED TO TALK A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT VIRGINIA, NOW I JUST KEEP IT TO MYSELF.

SORTA HOW I'M FEELING TODAY.

TOO MUCH PARTY, NOT ENOUGH REST.

HUMAN RESOURCES ART WORK.

SO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON NEW COLLABORATION PROJECT WITH JEREMY KRINSLEY WHO IS HUMAN RESOURCES. WE TOOK A STROLL ONE DAY TO THE WATER, STOPPED BY A STOOP SALE AND SCORED LIKE 80 SOMETHING TAPES FOR THREE FUCKING DOLLARS!! THE LADY BEGGED US TO TAKE THEM AND I COULDN'T SAY NO, DUH. ESPECIALLY AFTER BUMMING ABOUT MY RICE KRISPY TREAT I DROPPED EARLIER IN THE DAY.

I PAINSTAKINGLY (IN A GOOD WAY) REWORKED THE ART TO MATCH THE EPIC TRANSFORMATION HE (HUMAN RESOURCES) MADE TO THE MUSIC. POSITIVE VIBES INDEED.

TAKE A LISTEN HERE... HUMAN RESOURCES FUCKSPACE

I HAVE BEEN BUSY.

FOUR NIGHT CMJ IMPOSITION AT DON PEDRO'S

SO THAT MUSIC INDUSTRY FUCKFEST IS COMING UP, AND IMPOSE IS BRINGING THE IMPOSITION...(DETAILS ON FLYER SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

VIVIAN GIRLS FIRST SHOW IN SYDNEY

I WAS JET LAGGED AND ALL THEIR SONGS MADE ME MISS MY BOYFRIEND. I'M SUCH A PUSSY.

MORE ABOUT THE SHOW AT IMPOSE MAGAZINE

SYDNEY IS PRETTY AND PRETTY FUN

BUT DON'T MOVE THERE. CUSTOMS DUDE GRILLED ME ABOUT TALK NORMAL.

THE LAND DOWN UNDER

I'M OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TO AAAAAUSTRAAAAAALIA!! FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, SEE YOU WHEN I RETURN.

SMOKE WEED EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY.

IF YOU LIKE HANGING OUT, AND SMOKING WEED, AND LOOKING AT SHIT ON A REALLY NICE DAY I'D SUGGEST GRABBING A BAHN MI SANDWICH AND TAKING A STROLL OVER TO N.6TH STREET TOMORROW. OUR FRIEND, MARIAL OF SEASICK MAMA. , HAS ORGANIZED AN EXHIBIT ENTITLED "DON'T BECOME THE THINGS YOU HATE." SHE ASKED IMPOSE MAGAZINE TO COME UP WITH SIX WORDS TO SUM UP HOW WE'RE DEALING WITH THE RECESSION. SO, CONSIDERING WE HAVE TWO BIG POT HEADS IN THE GROUP IT ONLY MADE SENSE, I WOULD'VE GLADLY OPTED FOR "EAT CAKE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY" OR ICECREAM FOR THAT MATTER.

ANYWAYS, MORE DETAILS HERE.

AWW LOOK IT'S PERU ANA ANA PERU.

DEAD MEADOW AND THAT BAND HOPEWELL ILLUSTRATED IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

HEY, SO I WAS ON A BOAT SOMETIME LAST WEEK FOR A DEAD MEADOW/HOPEWELL SHOW. IT WAS THE PERFECT PLACE TO GET STONED, TAKE IN ALL THE EAST RIVER SMELLS, AND WATCH THE INCREDIBLE LIT UP NEW YORK SKYLINE. IF IT WEREN'T FOR BEING ON THE PRESS LIST I WOULD'VE EASILY NOT THINK TWICE ABOUT THIS SHOW, BUT I WOULD RECOMMEND DOING THIS AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE...I MUST SAY THOUGH, I BOOKED DEAD MEADOW AROUND 2003, SMOKED POT WITH ONE OF THE DUDES IN AESOP'S HOTEL ROOM, AND MUCH REALLY HASN'T CHANGED MUSICALLY. HOPEWELL ON THE OTHER HAND WERE REALLY HARD TO SWALLOW AT TIMES, I WOULD REALLY LOVE IF THEY JUST DIDN'T SING.

JARBAS AGNELLI

STUNNING, NOSTALGIA INDUCING VIDEOS BY JARBAS AGNELLI. THE BIRD VIDEO WAS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF BIRDS ON A WIRE SIMILAR TO NOTES ON A SCALE, NO PHOTOSHOP.

Super 8 - 1974 from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

Birds on the Wires from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

DUCKTAILS ALL UP ON PITCHFORK.

LAST NIGHTS SHOW WITH DD/MM/YYYY, ANAMANAGUCHI, SPIRAL BEACH, AND GRAFFITI MONSTER LEFT A NICE SWEET TASTE IN MY MOUTH AND MEMORIES TO CHERISH. THIS POST BELOW FROM PITCHFORK IS PRETTY AWESOME TOO, HELPS PUT A LITTLE RAZZLE TO THIS DREARY FRIDAY. MY FRIEND ALEX ALERTED ME TO THIS AND HE'S ALL UP IN THE VIDEO.

DRAWING THEY USED IS FROM THE NOVELLER RELEASE PARTY HERE.

HERE'S A LINK TO THE ACTUAL POST

JESI THE ELDER DOES INFINITY CUBE AND A LOT OF OTHER COOL SHIT.

ALONG WITH DOING DD/MM/YYYY'S ANIMATED VIDEO FOR INFINITY SKULL, WHICH I JUST WATCHED ON REPEAT WHILE EATING A LOX SANDWICH, JESI THE ELDER HAS AMASSED A WHOLE BODY OF PLAYFUL AND STYLISTIC ANIMATIONS THAT CREEPILY CAPTURES IN THE MOST PERFECT WAY THAT NOSTALGIA FOR EARLY CHILDHOOD DISCOVERIES, THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM ANYWAYS.

GRAB A TWIX BAR OR BAG OF SUN CHIPS AND SPEND SOME TIME ON THE SITE! IT'S WAY BETTER THAN PORN.

MATT KING OF DD/MM/YYYY

I MET MATT AT THE DANGER DANGER GALLERY IN PHILLY WHERE HE PLAYED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND, NIKKA, AS STREET FIGHTER II. THEY PRETTY MUCH BATTLED IT OUT, MATT AS BLANKA, NIKKA AS CHUN-LI, WHILE BANGING AWAY AT THEIR INSTRUMENTS WHICH WERE CONNECTED TO GAME CONTROLLERS. I BELIEVE NIKKA WON. ANYWAYS, MATT KING MAKES REALLY, REALLY INTERESTING WORK, BELOW ARE IMAGES FROM HIS THESIS PROJECT IN WHICH HE COLLECTED ITEMS FROM THE DOLLAR STORE TURNED AND MASHED THEM INTO NEW GLORIOUS PIECES, AND SOLD THEM BACK TO THE COMMUNITY FOR $1. PRETTY GENIUS IF YOU ASK ME.

MATT KING DOT COM LIVES HERE